Misadventures in dating
Dating websites were for lonely people who didn’t have any friends and couldn’t get laid. “And anyway,” she continued, “you are a lonely person who doesn’t have any friends and can’t get laid.” After thinking about what Maude said, and with baldness looming in my future, I swallowed my pride and created a profile.What did I have to lose, aside from a few more follicles?Now, there are some pretty ridiculous dating websites out there.
My favorite is Discreet Adventures, which sounds like a Lifetime movie but is actually a site for setting up extramarital affairs.
“All along I'd vaguely assumed the emptiness and the pain meant I was doing something wrong.
But maybe it was all just part of the process so something new could be born. Then the pain, which is the only way to a birth.” ― Stephanie Rische, “A good dad will fulfill his daughter's request—but only if it's the right gift, at the right time.
Today – my first day of teaching – started out great.
I woke up a couple of hours early, brewed myself some coffee, and read through a few chapters of Hebrews while listening to “Wonder” by Bethel on repeat.